I'm am getting a tattoo that is going to take 8 to 10 hours. How much will it hurt?
January 6th, 2009
A1: in salt water only, the chlorine in a pool will bleach out the color
Q2: When I sweat through the tattoo will it be in color? -
A2: yes, thats normal. but if you find your bleeding to be in color...go immediatly to your closest spa and request the sea salt scrub. Scrub all scabs off until your blood returns to its normal color
Q3:When new hair grows through the tattoo will it be in color? A3: hair growing back is an indicator that the tattoo needle did not pierce your skin deep enough and you should return to your artist and have the whole tattoo redone
Q4: How much will it cost to get the work I'm having done this weekend lasered off next weekend?
A4: Just go to the ER and claim that you were attacked by a roving band of tattoo artists. file a police report and have it removed at the hospital as part of the cities victem outreach program...I am sure there is some government program somewhere that will pay for it
Q5: Will I cry like a little girl or squeal like a pig when the needles hit my sensitive skin?
A5: I forsee you cruealing...Thats a cry and squal combinded...common to sissy boys who cant hack that pain like us women.
Q6: Am I a runner?
A6: I saw you at the mall buying those new nike shoes...you are gonna run big time
Q7: Will I have to be restrained?
A7: I personally recommend restraits even if your NOT a runner...heck who does like to be tied up and have sharp pointy things stabbing you over and over again...its how I unwind after a long hard day...but I am also a cutter
Q8:Will my 12NI group peeps miss me if I die under the needles?
A8: I forsee lots of cutting to morn your passing.
Oh man, I picture you crying like a girl and strapped to a table and I'm dying over here from laughter.
I hope you make it out alive, you will be missed!
To address your questions...
1. You can swim in the ocean...the salt will cleanse out that tat - it's a fresh wound...has to stay clean you know!
2. re: sweating....maybe - just to be safe....NEVER ENTER SUNNY AREAS AGAIN...otherwise your tattoo will melt
3. re: hair growing back....a fuzzy tattoo...interesting
4. how much will it cost you? hmm...you can do it at home! Just peel your skin off
5. Will you cry like a little girl...just remember what I worked out with my artist...when in pain..hit and roll...hit his hand and then roll off the table. Cool new freckles and no pain!
6. Are you a runner - and lose out on potential freckles???
7. Restraint: might be....ask a bunch of people to sit on you while you're getting your tattoo
8. OF COURSE RIDER!!!!!
12NI! :)
~you won't sweat anymore after you get a tattoo. your whole body will dry up like a raisin.
~hair? your hair will never grow back... it will all fall out. look at blair... didn't you ever wonder why he's bald?
~i will laser your tattoo off for free since i am your daughter. i'll be there next weekend. a laser keychain will work right??
~i think you'll cry but that's just my personal opinion. and i plan on getting it all on video and posting it on youtube.
~i have known you all of my life and have never seen you run
~i'll be sure to get a restraining order.
~maybe.
Hell yes, I will call you!! I want to come, too, but I guess calling is the next best thing.. :(
Yes, your hair will grow back in color.
You will squeal like a cat being shoved into a meat grinder.
The tattoo will not hurt that much, only about as much as a dull razor being scraped against a 2rd degree burn. Suck it up, brother!!! 12NI is counting on you to make us proud!!
Oh, and I am sure of what the tattoo will be, are his initials SBSP and are you having a body suit done so you can look like him?? huh? huh? huh?
I am jealous over here with my currently inkless weekend.......
if i didnt already know you and know this is a joke i would have freaked out...hahahahahahha
im only putting this up for other peeps to know...you already know what to do silly....
lol.....errr no!!!
I think they will do the outline 1st actually...do you really want him or her to be up 8-10 hours at work all tired on you???
NO!!!!!!!
Fresh Tattoo
Take bandage off in 2 hours
Wash tattoo carefully with warm soapy water
DO NOT SCRUB
Lightly pat the tattoo until dryâ ¦
DO NOT RUB
Apply a very thin coat of bacitracin or aquaphor ointment 3 times a day for 3 to 5 days
Although re-bandaging a tattoo is not recommended, if covering the tattoo is necessary a sterile bandage or dressing should be used.
Be sure and wash the tattoo every night and morningâ ¦
DO NOT SOAK
Avoid tattoo exposure to direct sunlight and refrain from swimming in fresh, salt or chlorinated water for at least 2 weeks.
After External Healing
Tattoos heal quickly BUT fading can still be a problem
Apply hand lotion once a day until dryness stops
Vaseline Intensive Care, Lubriderm, Nivea, etc...
Tanning fades tattoos
Always cover fully healed tattoo with sun block
DO NOT RUIN YOUR INVESTMENT!!!
2) Tattoos prevent you from sweating, donchaknow.
3) The hair growing through it will actually leave color behind - that's why you get gray when you get older and why black is such a common tat color.
4) If you do the lasering yourself with a laser pointer, cheap!
5) You're on the skinny side, so I go with "little girl".
6) You look more like a sandman to me.
7) Yes; the artist will know how much crazy glue is needed to keep you in place.
8) No. You die and we all move up in rank, Mr. Checkov.
Congrats on your new tattoo tomorrow :)
Thanks for the laugh, lol
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